gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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