i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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