I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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