he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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