? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am in a vortex of obligation.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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