Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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