I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
