went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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