it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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