I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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