i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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