are you so shy because you have an std?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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