About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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