You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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