I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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