SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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