Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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