Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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