i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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