I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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