Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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