So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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