love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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