butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
