I hate your face
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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