So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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