Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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