so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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