smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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