We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
