i don't like sucking hair
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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