It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize