Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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