Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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