we're blogging at a bar
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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