We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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