Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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