they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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