i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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