Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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