I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Help. Why am I so naked?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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