I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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