I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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