he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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