If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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