i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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