I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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