Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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