Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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