just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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