To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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