Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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