i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
