i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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