can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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