Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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