Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
do herpes really smell.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Your penis caused this!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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